Tuesday, March 21, 2006

South Park's Trey Parker and Matt Stone Launch Jihad Against Scientology


According to this NPR story, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of "South Park", issued this statement upon learning that a re-run of their now infamous "Scientology" episode (which makes fun of Tom Cruise who's pcitured at left)-- the one that caused singer and pop icon Isaac Hayes to quit his role as "Chef" on the show -- was cancelled, issued this statement:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

-- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu


My question is can Parker and Stone live for a million years to continue the battle?

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