Saturday, February 12, 2011

Brandon McDonald, Detroit Lions CB, On Fat Women And Buffets

Perhaps thinking expressed in Twitter Tweets like the one Detroit Lions Cornerback Brandon McDonald sent out today will help curb obesity:




Mane I'm hungrier than 39 fat bishes at a all u can eat buffet....
44 minutes ago via TweetCaster Favorite Retweet Reply


Now, let's think about that for a moment.

First, apparently, Brandon McDonald associates "all you can eat" buffets with getting fat. Second, he thinks of women when he thinks of "all you can eat" buffets, and getting fat. Third, he thinks not of one of them, or 10, or 20, or 40, but of 39 "fat women." (I dare not even use that other term).

Just for research, Googling "All You Can Eat" buffet comes up with a Wikipedia listing that reads, in part:




Another form, known as the all-you-can-eat buffet, is more free-form: customers pay a fixed fee and can then help themselves to as much food as they wish to eat in a single meal. This form is found often in restaurants, especially in hotels.


So, Brandon McDonald, Detroit Lions Cornerback and food expert, probably should have mentioned hotels in his Twitter Tweet about fat women and all-you-can-eat buffets.

As one who enjoys all-you-can-eat buffets, and occasionally with women, including my Mom when we visit Vegas, I must explain I have yet to see what he's tweeting about on Twitter. I think he gave both all-you-can-eat buffets and overweight women a really bad rap.

As they say on ESPN's NFL Prime Time, C'MOM, Man!

And now all of this buffet talk's making me hungry!





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