Monday, April 12, 2010

@StephenFry hosts Academy's Noel Coward’s Weekend this Friday

Monday, April 12th - The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) has a special event featuring my Twitter friend, fellow Beverly Hills Polo Lounge fan, and iPad evangelist Stephen Fry this Friday at the Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills. AMPAS reports:

Actor and writer Stephen Fry will host the first night of a special Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ weekend salute to playwright, composer, director and actor Noel Coward that will include a live theatrical presentation of two of Coward’s little seen short plays – Design for Rehearsing and Age Cannot Wither – followed by a screening of the 1932/33 Best Picture Oscar® winner “Cavalcade,” on Friday, April 16, at 7:30 p.m. at the Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills. The salute will continue through Saturday and Sunday with double-feature screenings at the Academy’s Linwood Dunn Theater in Hollywood. The events are presented as closing weekend festivities for the exhibition “Star Quality: The World of Noel Coward,” in the Academy’s Fourth Floor Gallery.

Friday, April 16, 7:30 p.m.
Samuel Goldwyn Theater, Beverly Hills

“Star Quality: The World of Noel Coward,” will be open for viewing in the Academy’s Fourth Floor Gallery from 6–7:30 p.m. and immediately following the program.

Design for Rehearsing – live theatrical presentation by L.A. Theatre Works
This brings to life the rehearsal process Coward undertook with his friends Lynn Fontanne and Alfred Lunt for the 1933 debut of Design for Living.

Age Cannot Wither – live theatrical presentation by L.A. Theatre Works
This is a fragment from Coward’s last, unfinished work, begun in 1967, about a reunion of three 60-ish school chums.

“Cavalcade” (1933)
Based on Coward’s 1931 London theatrical production, “Cavalcade” follows a wealthy family as they experience key historical events in the first three decades of the 20th century, including the Titanic tragedy and World War I.

Directed by Frank Lloyd. Produced by Winfield Sheehan. Screenplay by Reginald Berkeley, based on the play by Noel Coward. Print courtesy of the Academy Film Archive and Twentieth Century Fox. 110 minutes.

Academy Award® winner (1932/33): Outstanding Production (Fox), Art Direction (William S. Darling), Directing (Lloyd)

Academy Award nominee (1932/33): Actress (Diana Wynyard)


Stephen's a great ringmaster and thoughtful person. It's an event not to be missed! Also, catch him on Twitter @StephenFry.

Stay tuned.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

The Masters: Phil Mickelson wins; Tiger Woods 4th place

The 2010 Masters is history: Phil Mickelson wins his third green jacket; Tiger Woods gets 4th place. But, regardless of who you were rooting for, and this blogger was cheering on Tiger Woods, it was a great golf game that had all of the drama of a Hollywood movie. First, Tom Watson, then Lee Westwood, then Phil Mickelson had the lead, and all were threatened by Tiger Woods, Fred Couples, K.J Choi, Anthony Kim, and Ian Poulter, before he faltered in the 2nd round.

But give it to Phil Mickelson, who at times shot a Mayo clinic level of golf, especially on Sunday at the 13th, when "Lefty" hit an amazing to-the-green shot from behind a set of trees that's to be seen, and you can see it here (the tree shot is at :23):



For his part Tiger Woods was fighting with several voices in his head: his, that of his new self, what others were saying, and what his friends were saying. Tiger Woods lost because he wasn't himself. It showed Sunday at the 15th hole when he missed a chance to go to 9-under-par by missing a (for him) routine short put, twice.

While the media, including this blogger paid perhaps too much attention to Tiger's emotional levels, it was only because Woods himself said he was going to be more in control of himself. Really, Tiger didn't need to do that. Woods set the expectation, but more to the point, it was an indication that he wasn't happy with himself and who he is.

Tiger Woods needs to rediscover himself and accept himself as he is; that will drive the voices out of his head and allow him to focus on playing consistent golf. At The Masters, Tiger Woods was either incredibly good or uncharacteristically bad.

Later, Woods said to an incredibly rude CBS correspondent that he was going to take some time off and reevaluate things, then he walked away. What Woods should do is keep playing golf and find himself on the course, where he started it all.

Stay tuned.

Children's Hospital Oakland video on same day surgery service

In the wake of the news about Children's Hospital Oakland's fiscal problems, this video from their YouTube channel explains their "same-day surgery and diagnostic imaging" done at their Children's Specialty Center Outpatient Surgery Center in Walnut Creek.



As the video explains, the facility is for "healthy kids" who need ear tubes and plastic surgery (no, not like Nip / Tuck).

As reported last week Children's Hospital is undergoing what could be called a fiscal makeover. In an email Children's Hospital CEO Bertram Lubin said:

We hope to restructure our medical center so that our losses this year are $15 million less that last year (which was $25 million) and that we can make a financial turnaround in three years.

Children's Hospital's problems grew from California and America's high unemployment rate, rising medical costs and less than adequate Medi-Cal reimbursement levels. Children's Hospital has lost $80 million over the past four years.

Polish President plane crash conspiracy talk heats up



One day after the tragic crash of the Russian airplane killing Polish President Lech Kaczynski and an estimated 132 people, all members of Poland's government and social elite, the conspiracy talk heats up.

And while some rest on the current basic explanation that the pilot just failed to follow air traffic controller instructions and not land the plane in the fog, the fact that the President of Poland and so many people so important to Poland were all killed in one act is hard to consider as due to just pilot error. There are a lot of questions, first, why use an "aging" plane?

But Damian Thompson of the Telegraph UK is right when he blogs:

And I can say with confidence that they are being cooked up, because Poland, like most East European countries, is obsessed with conspiracies. Russians, Jews, Americans, Freemasons – they will all be blamed. Some stories will be more credible than others.

He's right. The next event in this terrible story is what the flight "black boxes" will tell.

Stay tuned.

Tina Fey skewers Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and Tiki Barber



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Tina Fey was on fire on Saturday Night Live last night. And while the sketch with Justin Bieber is still the most talked about skit, and rightly so, Tina Fey's "SNL Weekend Update" segment was not far behind.

In it, Fey just skewers Sandra Bullock hubbie Jesse James' alleged mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and Tiki Barber, who cheated on his wife Ginny Barber while she was pregnant with twins.

After calling Republican House Minority Leader John Buener "The biggest bitch in America", Tina Fey turned her acid tongue to "The Oscar Curse" where married actresses who win the Oscar then learn their husbands were cheating on them. "That's not an an Oscar curse," Fey said "that's a lady curse."

Then she attacked, and rightly so, NBC Today correspondent and former NY Giants Running Back Tiki Barber, saying "Ask Tiki Barber's wife if she has an Oscar. Oh, you thought you sneaked under the radar this week, didn't you Tiki? No. You left your wife when she was eight months pregnant with twins Women see that as leaving your wife when she is 16 months pregnant. We don't care for it".

Tina Fey says, and I agree, that there's no such thing as an Oscar Curse, the curse is women like Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, as Fey said "Walkin around." And here, Fey went into a rant that can only be called classic:


"I know you shouldn't judge people based on their appearance, but when your body looks like a dirt bang's binder from 7th grade metal shop, it doesn't bode well for your character. You know, there's a term for women like Bombshell McGee, they're called "Bombshell McGees". Seth, the world has always been full of whores.

For every Sandra Bullock there's a woman who got a tatoo on her forehead because she ran out of room on her labia. For every Elin Nordegren there's a Hooters waitress who spells Jamee with two Es and a star. You could be the women who cures cancer and up against some skank, walking giant, venny fake boobs with the nipple pointed in different directions like the headlights on an old Buick.

Wives, you're not the losers in these situations, you are the winners, because this (pointing to a photo of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee) has to be the loser. Bombshell McGee, ugh, I know you're into like Nazi stuff and white supremacy but if Hitler were alive today he even he would be like Poor Sandra Bullock, sie ist so ein netter womman.


Tina Fey just gave Saturday Night Live one of its best moments and lived up to SNL's tradition of edgy, socially relevant commentary delivered in a hilarious way.

Stay tuned.

Texas Stadium implosion video marks the end; what's next?



The Texas Stadium implosion video marks the end of Texas Stadium; what's next? The site is on 78-acres in Irving, Texas, and not far from the planned community called Las Colinas. When this blogger was a City Planning student at UTA, Las Colinas was brand new and at its center was a small "downtown" set of high-rise developments connected by a people mover system. Today, Las Colinas has expanded to include more residential developments. 78 acres of land, almost the size of the Magic Kingdom at Disneyland, is just about enough to build another new town with the right design.

There's a student contest that could offer a set of development plans for the future, if only the North Texas chapter of the Commercial Real Estate Development Association takes what they do seriously. The "Texas Shoot-Out Real Estate Challenge" is a fifth annual contest where students from six Texas colleges come up with development concepts, and this year, the land that was Texas Stadium is the focus. But the Dallas Morning News reports that the plans will not "likely" be used, and the contest is just to give scholarship money to the students.

That's great, but don't waste the students time and energy by having them come up with an unrelistic plan. In this terrible economy, developers and economic development officials need to take on innovative approaches. Hopefully, the students come up with concepts that focus on manufacturing industry, like an auto plant, something missing from the Dallas / Ft. Worth economic scene.

Texas Stadium presents a great opportunity to do more than the normal offices and eateries combination. Let's hope the student work is taken seriously for a change.

Stay tuned.

Texas Stadium implosion end of beginning of Dallas Cowboys



Watching the video of the implosion of Texas Stadium is a hard thing for this blogger because it marks the end of the beginning of The Dallas Cowboys as America's Team, and the end of a period in American Culture where Dallas, Texas was new and all things seemed possible. The Texas Stadium implosion also sadly marked the end of one major tactile memory of my teenage and college years.

I was a huge Dallas Cowboys fan. Not the typical fan, though. I was attracted to the Dallas Cowboys because my Mom had befriended Oakland Raiders Defensive End Otis Sistrunk. Otis was a large and very nice man who announcers joked was from The University of Mars. Sistrunk came over for a visit in 1976; I was underwhelmed. At the time, football had no place in my life.

I saw football as a major part of an American cultural problem. When I was six, my late grandfather said I should play football; But I said all the blacks played; I wanted to coach. I thought it was weird that the all the players on TV were black but all the coaches were white. That was why I paid no attention to football; I was into science fiction and Star Trek.

But when I figured my Mom was going to be friends with this guy, Otis Sistrunk, who I'd never heard of, I'd better read something about the game. So I found and bought - well, had bought for me at the time - a big thick book called An Encyclopedic History of Pro Football.

The book had different sections and Otis was in it. But nothing interested me except a chapter at the back called "A Strategic History of Pro Football". This part of the book had diagrams of plays that were ran through the history of the game. And it had a special area on Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Tom Landry.

The segment explained that Landry used multiple offense and "pre-shifting" and brought "engineering concepts of feedback and control theory" to the development of The Flex Defense. As one who was interested in engineering, I found a reason to be interested in football and a fan of The Dallas Cowboys.

I subscribed to The Dallas Cowboys Weekly, and yes kept my issues for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader centerfolds. But my dream was to visit Texas Stadium. On August 21st, 1979, I got my wish.

My Mom took me to Dallas and Texas Stadium as a one-day birthday gift. It was The Dallas Cowboys v. The Pittsburgh Steelers in a preseason rematch of their epic Super BowlXIII. What struck me at the time was how simple Texas Stadium was. The corridors were wide, but all concrete. I guessed the luxury I expected to see was reserved for the famous luxury boxes. I read that Dallas Cowboys Marketing Director Tex Schramm sold them to pay a private bond issue to build the stadium. In fact, that was how I learned what bond issues were.

After the game, I was hooked on the Cowboys and their defensive strategy. That led to a letter I wrote to then Dallas Cowboys Defensive Coordinator and NFL Hall of Famer Ernie Stautner. In the letter, I asked what "keys" Bob Breunig, then the Cowboys middle linebacker, looked for while running the "Flex Defense."  To my surprise, the letter he wrote back invited me to the Dallas Cowboys offices! So in July of 1980, I went back to Dallas.

I was allowed to see six reals of film: Dallas Defense v. The I Formation One, Dallas Defense v. The I Formation Two, Flex Strong: Quality Control, Flex Weak Quality Control, Flex Strong, and Flex Weak. What I noticed was that because the defensive lineman in the Flex started over the offensive player, then moved to a gap, an offensive lineman could actually block a defender before that person moved to their gap position.

That happened to Dallas Cowboys Defensive Tackle Randy White, who was head up on New England Patriots Guard John Hannah. The Patriots were in what the Cowboys called at that time "Brown Right" formation. In that, the tight end was on the right, the fullback behind the quarterback and the halfback behind the weakside offensive tackle. The fullback at the time was Sam "Bam" Cunningham. The Cowboys were in "Flex Strong", which is why White was head up on Hannah; White's assignment was the gap between Hannah and the Pats center. He never got there.

John Hannah blocked Randy White so hard and fast that the gap opened because the other defenders were flowing to their positions but not White, and Cunningham flew through the truck-sized hole and raced 56 yards for a touchdown.

When Ernie Stautner came in to check on me, I asked him about that, and he gave me a chalk talk on where White should have been. But with all of that, my love for The Cowboys and for Dallas and Texas Stadium was cemented. I found The University of Texas at Arlington because I wanted to study city planning in Dallas.

Dallas, Texas was growing at the time and basking in the glow provided by the success of the Cowboys and the TV show Dallas. I lived in Oakland; Dallas was everything the Bay Area was not: hot weather, steel and glass buildings, cranes all over and new. Everything seemed shiny new.

Of course, then I went to college and while I enjoyed my four years at UTA and the friends I met and still have today, I felt that Dallas and "The Metroplex" was 15 years behind the Bay Area socially, so I worked to come back. I was accepted at at graduate school and The City Planning Program at Cal Berkeley in 1985.  But before I left, I got a chance to go to a number of games at Texas Stadium.

The one I will remember isn't a Dallas Cowboys game; it's an SMU game.  SMU played Texas-Arlington at Texas Stadium and SMU, which had Eric Dickerson and Craig James, ran all over us.

They called Craig and Eric, "Dicker-James" and I think it was KRLD's radio announcer Brad Sham who came up with the name.  What I remember was my friend at UTA Shelly Gruwell saying "Look at them go" in that Texanese drawl of hers, over and over again.

My love for the Dallas Cowboys never diminished until a man named Bill Walsh came along with an innovative passing game - that's another story for another time. But part of that reason too was how new Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones handled the late Coach Tom Landry; by announcing on radio that he fired him. That was how Landry learned of his ouster.

Gil Brandt was the Cowboys Director of Player Personnel and the architect of the great Cowboys teams as well as the pioneer of using computers in the player scouting process. Gil was locked out of the Cowboys Headquarters.

It took me a long time to get over that. I've since met Jerry Jones and really admire him as a business man. But the "Landry issue" will always stick with me. Texas Stadium was a symbol of that. But also of a certain hubris and free-spending era, too.

In defense of Jerry Jones, Jones discovered a lot of fiscal overspending by the Cowboys management when he took over the organization. Jones cut the fat and caused the Cowboys to turn a profit.

One can say the new Cowboys Stadium is Jerry Jones way of saying "The Cowboys were OK then, but this is what they should be. An example for the sports World."

I'll miss Texas Stadium. May it rest in peace.