Profootballtalk.com is not shy aout firing insults here and there. Florio's latest target is none other than the Saint's star running back Reggie Bush. I hate to say this, but as much as I don't like how he put it, Florio may have a point.
Here's what he wrote:
REGGIE REALLY IS A SELFISH ASSHOLE
With apologies to everyone out there who has lined up to nuzzle the crotch of the 2005 Heisman* winner, we've decided after careful consideration that, in our opinion, Reggie Bush is a selfish asshole.
And our decision in this regard was not influenced significantly by the storm of controversy regarding whether and to what extent Bush and his family got paid while Bush was still playing for USC. We believe that this sort of stuff happens, in varying degrees, at most major college football programs, and that if the Bushes are guilty of anything it's of being careless to the point of stoopid.
No, we reached our final opinion regarding Reggie only recently, when we were reminded by a reader that the number he so desperately wants to wear at the pro level, No. 5, is already spoken for on the team that drafted him.
Quarterback Adrian McPherson, drafted by the Saints in 2005 because (as we hear it) he reminded the organization of Vince Young, currently is assigned No. 5. But there has been not a peep from the Bush camp reflecting a scintilla of respect for the fact that someone else holds the rights to the number that Reggie wants.
Hell, there's likewise been no comment from Team Bush regarding the fact that his fallback choice -- No. 25 -- is the property of Fred McAfee.
So if wearing No. 5 or (if that fails) No. 25 is such a big deal for Bush, why doesn't Bush think it might be a big deal for the guys who already wear those numbers?
Folks, whether you like or dislike Reggie Bush, his current mentality falls within the four corners of the textbook definition of selfish.
Per Webster.com, "selfish" means "seeking or concentrating on one's own advantage, pleasure, or well-being without regard for others."
Without regard for others.
So it's a no-brainer. By showing zero regard for the fact that McPherson owns No. 5 and McAfee owns No. 25, Bush is selfish.
Of course, Bush's handlers are smart enough to know that Reggie must pander to the Katrina victims by promising to donate 25 percent of the earnings from the sale of his jersey to ongoing relief efforts. Whoop-de-doo. It's an obvious P.R. move aimed at selling even more jerseys and, in the end, pocketing more money than if he'd kept 100 percent of the proceeds without making the commitment.
The other problem here is that the Saints are aiding and abetting Bush's selfish assholishness. They allowed him to wear No. 5 at the team's recent minicamp, even though the number has been issued to McPherson.
And as to McPherson, we're making an open offer to negotiate on his behalf -- at no charge -- the transaction with Bush for the rights to No. 5, assuming that the NFL changes its rules regarding jersey numbering. If, after all, Bush and his people are pushing the issue in order to enhance Reggie's earning potential, McPherson could end up holding an asset worth much more than a bowl of soup at Mendy's. It's a seven-figure proposition, and hopefully McPherson realizes it.
So how much should McPherson request for No. 5? Just enough to get Bush to accuse him of being selfish.
Now, I remember that as Bush was walking to the podium for his interview after being selected Number Two Pick in The First Round by the Saints, he actually gave a massively dirty look as I pointed my camcorder to record his arrival. It was weird to me in that regardless of his position, he was selected as one of the top players in the USA and will be paid handsomely for it. Why frown? Why be nasty? It seeemed that he was totally upset that he wasn't picked number one.
I hope Reggie isn't given a nasty wake up call that causes him to appreciate what God gives to him. He's in New Orleans for a reason. It's not by accident. He's got to understand what it means to think about other people before himself. Let the lesson begin.
and now, he's holding out for that extra million dollars while people right down the street have their fridges still lodged in trees. nice... you know, all of these athlete assholes--no matter how fast you run, dunk the ball through a metal hoop, swing a stick in an attempt to hit the ball: YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF MONEY! and please, spare us all the crap about how "hard they work everyday to get to and stay on top". please! I guarantee you that on any given day a hot-tar roofer, for example, works harder than all of these assholes; the difference is that when he's done tarring the roof, he has to drive himself home and chances are he doesn't have a slew of doctors, physical therapists, and masseuses to make him feel good. I mean, 50, 60, 70 million dollars, come the f**k on! The Nobel Prize is 1 million dollars! So, find a cure for cancer and get a million dollars (which you'll probably share with a whole mess of co-researchers), or get 50 times that for hitting the baseball really hard with a stick? hmm...
ReplyDeleteI am an avid sports fan, but I hate what it's become. Most of these "heros" live by a rule set that is very different from most of us, and make it really hard to root for them. It's not just the money. But I guarantee you that it's this kind of excess that underlines every drunk-driving, firearm brandishing, bullshit spewing, coked up episode you have ever seen from any athlete. fuck reggie bush. i used to really like the kid, but after all this--fuck him and everyone else that acts like him.
and now, he's holding out for that extra million dollars while people right down the street have their fridges still lodged in trees. nice... you know, all of these athlete assholes--no matter how fast you run, dunk the ball through a metal hoop, swing a stick in an attempt to hit the ball: YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF MONEY! and please, spare us all the crap about how "hard they work everyday to get to and stay on top". please! I guarantee you that on any given day a hot-tar roofer, for example, works harder than all of these assholes; the difference is that when he's done tarring the roof, he has to drive himself home and chances are he doesn't have a slew of doctors, physical therapists, and masseuses to make him feel good. I mean, 50, 60, 70 million dollars, come the f**k on! The Nobel Prize is 1 million dollars! So, find a cure for cancer and get a million dollars (which you'll probably share with a whole mess of co-researchers), or get 50 times that for hitting the baseball really realy hard with a stick? hmm...
ReplyDeleteI am an avid sports fan, but I hate what it's become. Most of these "heros" live by a rule set that is very different from most of us, and make it really hard to root for them. It's not just the money. But I guarantee you that it's this kind of excess that underlines every drunk-driving, firearm brandishing, bullshit spewing, coked up episode you have ever seen from any athlete. fuck reggie bush. i used to really like the kid, but after all this--fuck him and everyone else that acts like him.