My friend Darren Rovell formerly of ESPN and now on CNBC must have gotten the go-ahead to do something outrageous for television because dude ordered, then ate on camera an enormous thing called a Fifth Third Burger. You've got to see this 5,000 calorie gastronomic invention. It's huge. Moreover, it's almost as large as Rovell's head. I'm not kidding! Look at this video: