Tila Tequila heads to rehab -- by Nikky Raney

TMZ, Gossip Cop, NY Daily News, and an assortment of other sites have reported that Tila Tequila will be on the next season of VH1's Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. As of right now there is not a definite cast, but if they are able to get a cast together this show will be filmed.

"I am not involved at all with the casting but checked with VH1and apparently production for CR4 is on track... rumors inaccurate." -- DR. DREW

I was surprised to find that Tila Tequila had not posted this herself. On her gossip blog every other post is either a photo of her, a diary entry of her, some "exclusive" news about her, posts about her haters (an entire entry dedicated to Livejournal gossip blog OH NO THEY DIDN'T), Lindsay Lohan or some "news" that she stole from other blogs which in turn leads to photos of her.

She recently reported that Simon Cowell was leaving American Idol in one of her "exclusive" blog entries. Unfortunately for Miss Tila, the rest of us have known that since January (that's 5 months ago).

The irony of this all is that every couple of posts Tila will write her personal and heartfelt letters of hope and advice to Lindsay Lohan. Tila explains that Lindsay needs to get real help, and these letters make it sound like Tila was once Lindsay's best friend, but I have not witnessed anything that would prove Lindsay has ever acknowledged TIla's existence.

She continues to post these "celebrity gossip blog entries" of her letters to Lindsay. These include:

Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan from Miss TIla:

"I know we can have a lot of fun together and regardless of what this bullshit media keeps saying about you, I got your back girlfriend!! FUCK THE STUPID MEDIA AND LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hit me up Lindz. I got your back and I know that we are all rooting for you. ok? We want the old Lindsay back and I KNOW I can help you get that back! You just need to cut off all these fucktards who are USING you without you knowing! Trust me, I am older than you and I have been there and done that! So anyway, have your people call my people….lol…. love ya girl! THIS IS THE LINDSAY WE WANT BACK!!!!!!!!!! I CAN HELP YOU! CALL ME! MUAH!"

followed by this post

"Anyway if you were smart, you’d hit me up. So Holla at me girl, but do it fast cuz in a few weeks, I have to leave cuz I have to start Filming my own TV show soon that will be airing sometime this year!!!! You see? People always said that “MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME ARE OVER” yet, I am still here, and will be here until the end of time!!!!!!!!!!! POW! Holla at me girl!"

followed by this post

"I guess just be prepared to imagine what life is going to be like in Prison, but hey, at least you get free rent and free meals. Oh and how could I forget? Year long Lesbian sex!!!! SOund good to you Lindz??? ANyway whatever, I’m over talking about Lindz. Get help. That’s it. Enough. God Bless you Child."

followed by her most recent post

"So Lindsay, you just lost a HUGE supporter, not like you care because these days you don’t seem to care about anything. Also the fact the you’re only what, 22 or 23 years old and already all the bloating and the wrinkles are already showing! You look more like a haggard washed up 30 year old when you’re so young!!"

What I don't understand is why does Tila include a photo of herself at the end of every post? And why is she claiming to be running a "celebrity gossip blog" when it's really just "Tila's personal diary."

Tila has been reporting about her new TV show, but how come she has decided to leave this out? She even reports that "Piggy Perez" has "personally" invited her to an event, but Perez hasn't even mentioned her on his blog since Casey's death.

The comments continue to flutter, and Tila posts a voodoo doll that a "hater" made of her. The negative comments are still the ones that get the most thumbs up, and there are many comments that advise Tila to go to rehab. Maybe Tila has finally taken these comments to heart.

I am sure that the Tila Army will show their support soon enough. Maybe they are waiting for a big moment to come and "BAM BAM BOOM POW" and hit us all up with their support.

Until then, I am continuing to check her site for the sole purpose of seeing whether or not she has finally posted the "juicy celebrity gossip" that she bragged to us all about. The secrets that she been excited to release and put all the celebs who were rude to her "on blast."

Although I love reporting about the future of journalism, and my reporting interests are mainly hard news, political, justice, etc. I do enjoy the guilty pleasure celebrity/entertainment blogging that I do for this site.

I would just like it to be known that although I am being critical, I always try to stay as objective as possible. I would like to keep my credibility as a journalist and blogger, so let it be known I always cite the source that I obtained my information from & will make sure to let it be known when it's my opinion.

Post written by Nikky Raney

from The Future of Journalism

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NOTE: I am not a "Tila Hater." I am not trying to bash Tila. I am only reporting/blogging the facts in which I include links to show where I obtained the information from.

UPDATE: Tila has posted about Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew:

" JUST JOIN ME ON “CELEBRITY REHAB” SO YOU CAN GET BACK INTO THE STUDIO AND GIVE US MORE OF YOUR GREAT MUSIC! HOW ABOUT IT? I WILL CALL DR. DREW TOMORROW AND REFERR YOU TO HIM. I WOULD TOALLY BE YOUR SUPPORT! HOWEVER UF LINDSAY WAS THERE, I THINK I MAY HAVE TO SLAP HER A FEW TIMES BACK INTO REALITY!!! BITCH YOU ARE WORSE OFF THEN ME!! AT LEAST I STILL GET PAID, BUT YOUR ASS PRANCES AROUND, GETTING BOO’D ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, STEAL HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF JEWLRY! GEEZ GIRL….YOU ARE TOTALLY BEYOND TRAIN WRECK?? WHAT’S WORST THAN A “TRAIN WRECK?” a train wreck that has illusions of grandeur and is an elitist! Girl please. I once was one of your biggest supporters, but now seeing the way you behave and talk as though you’re on coke 24/7…. uh oh…. please I change my mind DR. Drew. DO NOT LET LINDSAY LOHAN GO ON THE SHOW BECAUSE IF SHE DID, I WOULD TOTALLY LOSE MY PATIENCE WITH THAT BROIKE, DRUG ADDICT ELITIST AND STRAIGHT KNOCK THAT BITCH OUT!!!! GOD SHE JUST IS SO PATHETIC TO ME NOW. EVEN I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN SHE DOES… HOW SAD."