Auburn Quarterback Cam Newton, the focus of an NCAA investigation where the NCAA recently cleared him to play, was instrumental in his team's total destruction of the South Carolina Gamecocks. But before we continue, a hats off to South Carolina Coach Steve Spurrier, who some considered past his prime, marching his student athletes to the SEC Championship in Atlanta.
But Cam Newton, throwing for over 300 yards and scoring six touchdowns, had an amazing game. And what's "Cammy Cam" juice?
But what is it? She said it was "too sweet" for her. Yep. She drank it on camera, live. Unbelievable.
Is it Purple Drank?
This blogger wondered because as Tracy was drinking Cammy Cam Juice, Cam Newton was standing next to some guy, and jumping up and down and laughing as if he got her to do something she would not have done if she knew what she was doing. Look, Cam Newton's still young, so it must have been a prank of some kind.
Just wondering.
Purple Drank is a Southern drink - they're playing in Atlnta, Georgia - and a mixture of cough syrup and other ingredients.
Stay tuned.
Used to be into mountaineering, and when trapped in our tents during a high-altitude storm, we would pee into our empty drink bottles rather than go outside. So, that's the first thing that crossed my mind when I saw that clip.
ReplyDeleteI just assumed that they have something specifically for the "coach, I gotta pee" situation. You know, some official piece of equipment. If not, marking a bottle "Cammy-Cam Juice" might be an inside joke. Everybody on the team knows that's Cams pee bottle.
*shine shoes like melyeah*
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Purple Drank?? What a stupid story.
ReplyDeletecam is getting his goose on.
ReplyDeleteYou cannot be serious with this article. To suggest that a player would, on the sideline, be drinking an ILLEGAL substance is dumb in & of itself.
ReplyDeleteHowever, it probably stems from the notion that you think Cam Newton is a criminal in the first place given the controversy surround him. He's rumored to have taken money, so I'm sure he's not above slipping something into someones drink, ON NATIONAL TV, right?!? Let's just throw all sorts of accusations at him....if he did one thing wrong, he's guilty of it all.
Would you have said the same thing if Tim Tebow did this? It's still "the south", Tebow was "young"
Or could it be something else altogether? Hmmmm...
purple drank? PURPLE DRANK? obviously you have no idea what purple drank does. it makes you slow and lethargic (why would a football player want that in game) you no researching imma write some speculation shit just to write it ass dude. next time you speculate at least know what the hell youre talking bout. how bout you go drink some of Cam's juice and write about how it taste? Write cam a letter askin him if u can sample his juice
ReplyDeleteWhy yes, it must be. A young male with his amount of melanin finds it thoroughly impossible to not live out a host of outrageous drug, money, and violent fantasies (the same type perpetuated by the slightly less young males of similar shade, the ones he cannot help but follow to the letter), in every facet of his life.
ReplyDeleteThere was also another segment in the show where he introduced Tracy Wolfson to his Cammy Jam Blammer, a pistol which Tracy, expert sideline reporter she is, fired whilst holding it sideways, but lamented its inaccuracy.
During the post game, Newton, the offensive line, and select skill players introduced Ms. Wolfson to the "Cammy Bang Gang", an experience that Ms Wolfson, ever the professional, subjected herself all in the name of the story. In the end, she smiled as she described it as a wee bit too rough.
Poor Tracy, she doesn't know the dangers these hoodlums present. If only they could somehow be subjected to a college education.
Good question! I wouldn't be surprised if her husband divorced her for more or less kissing a black man.
ReplyDeleteAs an esteeemed CAC I concur with the impressive insight established through this blog post. The possiblity that Mr.Newton, an alleged white collar criminal, likely has gotten away with engaging in activites more closely associated with a ghetto thug upbringing had somehow slipped through my attentive, but judgemental focus. Thank you for estabilishing yet another example of all that's gone wrong with our cherished national pastimes. The America we once knew is burning before our eyes, and Luke Scott aside, NO ONE is willing to speak for it.
ReplyDeleteWhy would it be "drank"? Is it because he's Black? I mean what other reason would be used to assume it was "drank"? You sick bastards litter this world of media with underlying 'cism and plain bold face 'cism. You 'cism using bastards. The next time Bret Farve pats an opposing player on the a$$, I'm gonna assume it because he's and under cover homo (no homo) because he's from the deep south and they are known for wearing tight Wranglers and wrasslin' under the moon, while pouring Jack down each other's backs.
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