(Drunk?) Harrison Ford on Conan Says Shit and Die

Morning Glory star Harrison Ford, better known as Han Solo in the Star Wars series and as Indiana Jones in the Indiana Jones movie series, appeared on TBS's Conan show Tuesday night, and looked completely either hammered or high. Or maybe just drunk.

Whatever the case, Ford was out of it.

Conan asked Harrison if it was true he'd developed a friendship with Captain Chesley Burnett "Sully" Sullenberger, the hero of the US Airways Flight that crash landed in the Hudson River in New York City, Ford said "I've met him. Spent some time with him. Very. Very nice man."

Then Conan asked what Ford would have done if he were in that situation, on the same US Airways Flight that wound up in the Hudson River. Ford said he would "shit and die," bringing the house down.

What was wrong with Harrison Ford?  Given his stature, it probably doesn't matter; he probably was both drunk and high, and knew it would give Conan more publicity for his show.  It did.

Maybe it's a sign that, at 68, Ford has mellowed and figured, you know, why not?   Who cares.  What the fuck?

And so he did.  Allegedly.  Get.  Drunk.  Stoned.  Or something.