But when the videos and pictures were shown, they revealed the sad fact that Momsen's almost flat chested.
The number one rule of sexual teasing is to have something to show. Taylor Momsen flashing and showing off her little mounds wasn't worth all the buzz because she had nothing to show.
In fact, Taylor should wait until she's 19 and more developed to show her tits. Her only hope is breast enhancement surgery. Yep. In fact, she should see what it's done for Heidi Montag.
Before her boob job, Heidi looked like, well, a little like Taylor Momsen, with just an inch more cleavage.
Sure, Heidi was popular in a girl-next-door way, but nothing like what happened after the now late Dr. Frank Ryan worked on her chest.
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| Heidi Montag's Boob Comes Out (Pacific Coast News) |
Ok. 10 times.
But now, va voom, Heidi Montag's a sought-after Internet hottie who's now famous episode of her boob falling out of her bikini in Costa Rica made the World stop what it was doing to check it out.
If Taylor Momsen wants to up her media game and have something to really flash, she's got to get a bigger set of boobs. That's all there is too it.
Momsen should consult Montag about this and how to conduct herself when her boobs are big. Heidi's boobs are her best publicity weapon.
How shallow, so let's go for plastic boobs that look fake to raise her risk of breast cancer, great career booster. You all amaze me...
ReplyDeleteWhat a moronic comment. Yeah, Heidi ruined her career, turned herself into a fembot laughingstock, and lost a gig on MTV because she is so "popular".
ReplyDeleteEven playing Wednesday Adams, Taylor is still cute. Heidi used to be, until she turned herself into a circus sideshow freak.
Real is in. Silicon is so yesterday-Charlie Sheen-Las Vegas-hooker.
Taylor definitely needs more up top... those tiny titties don't look good on her
ReplyDeleteWe all love round, firm, well-proportioned breasts, but we must face the disappointing reality, just as all girls do when puberty ends, that natural breasts are never round, firm, or well-proportioned. The only way for a girl to have really beautiful breasts is to get breast implants. I'm surprised and pleased to read a blog where this idea is so plainly stated.
ReplyDeleteZennie is absolutely right, as is Kakushibasho. Girls like Heidi Montag, Pamela Anderson, Sabrina Sabrok serve as very positive role models for chicks like Taylor Momsen. I'm glad to see that Taylor is willing to show off her body, something all attractive women should be encouraged to do. But in order to truly be attractive she needs to follow the girls who should be her role models. And once Taylor gets herself a nice big boob job, we'll be happy to see her proudly display those tits. Otherwise she should stay covered up to hide her sad, small breasts.
ReplyDeleteI want to thank Zennie for writing such an honest post. It's about time we started hearing viewpoints like these -- things we all believe, but are perhaps afraid to say.
Big or small.. flashing onstage is stupid .. only tells people you are a desperate attention seeker.. she has a good acting career.. nice voice and a decent band to go on with.. how much more publicity and attention does she want? very stupid.
ReplyDeleteYou should get brain surgery! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! and a dick reduction! ! ! ! Fucking Idiot - That's EXACTLY what you should tell a 17 year old girl! As if being in the media spotlight for flashing in the first place isn't enough!
ReplyDeletehm, it's big. but i think it's use a silicon. You need more and more money each month yo cure that. Keep natural cause it's the best i think
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